My ironic passages about the living beings 3

What is the most preferable dog breed?
Which does not bark uselessly.

Camels are great at spitting precisely, and we are great at spitting on all.

What does a fish do when it is washed ashore?
Prepares for a good roast.

Reptiles became birds because they wanted to chirp pleasantly.

The growl of a dog differs from the growl of a person in its expediency.

The spine makes us, unlike invertebrates, much more rigid.

What is characteristic of the living world?
Mutual devouring.