10 The laconic-ironic passages

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Can a monkey turn back into a person?
Yes, it can! But only after the person turns back into a monkey.

What is more in a state - a gift or a blow?
A blow in the form of a gift.

Where, if desired, is the best place to go?
Into the john.

What is the difference between a circle and a circumference?
In a certain circle you can have a good rest from the nasty surroundings.

The original always depends on the collector.

Was there anything useful before the appearance of a person?
There were no slackers. Everybody was busy - they gorged each other.