Postcards From Paraguay

Postcards From Paraguay
One thing was leading to the next,
I bit off more than I could chew.
I had the power to sign the cheques,
It wasn't difficult to do.
I couldn't stay and face the music,
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards
From Paraguay.

I robbed a bank full of dinero,
A great big mountain of dough.
So it was goodbye companero
And cheerio.
I couldn't stay and face the music,
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards
From Paraguay.

I never meant to be a cheater,
But there was blood on the wall.
I had to steal from Peter
To pay what I owed to Paul.
I couldn't stay and face the music,
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards
From Paraguay.