Genius Online (EN)

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Genius Online! (EN)

Here comes another masterpiece! Hey!
Recorded in a bathroom stall,
You studied music for years, you say,
Still missed the aim, missed the whole damn wall!

You've got that swagger smile and pose,
Like the sky should hand you crowns!
You hit one chord, sort of for purpose,
But then naively let the whole thing drown!

You say, "I know art! I am the art!"
With a face so full of light!
But all notes went left at the start
And never found the right!

Genius, genius, sure you are!
(Post it, post it, superstar)
Genius, genius, bless your heart!
(Same three chords, still off-key art)
You call that a song, we call it brave,
Click, upload, and dig your grave!
Genius, genius, sure you are!
What a star, what a super
star!

You lean on every comment,
Like "norm" means someone lied!
Your friends type, cry "iconic!!!"
Then mute your shame and go to tabs aside!

You strum like you're defusing
A bomb with a drunken hand,
And every chorus lands so confusing -
The fastest Wi-Fi can even barely stand!

You say, "I don't need a practice! No!"
That's the cutest thing you've said!
And the melody keeps tripping on,
On the floor right in your head!

Genius, genius, sure you are!
(Post it, post it, superstar)
Genius, genius, bless your heart!
(Same three chords, still off-key art)
You call that a song, we call it brave,
Click, upload, and dig your grave!
Genius, genius, sure you are!
What a star, what a super
star!

Keep chasing all that heck,
Keep calling your mess "my style",
The internet loves an epic wreck,
For approximately a while!

Then the likes all dry up and gone,
And the ego starts to shake.
Your "genius" needs a miracle, bro!
To sound like not a mistake!

Genius, genius, sure you are!
(Post it, post it, superstar)
Genius, genius, bless your heart!
(Same three chords, still off-key art)
You call that a song, we call it brave,
Click, upload, and dig your grave!
Genius, genius, sure you are!
What a star, what a super
star!

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