Wednesday (Adams)

I started buzzing on Tuesday and woke up only on Thursday.
Annoying calls on my phone have been terribly drilling my ears,
I'm absolutely tired, hungry, and deadly thirsty,
And my bloody eyes are full of mean and moody tears,

I missed my Wednesday, Wednesday, Miss Wednesday!
Mon mercredi, reviens vers moi, reviens s'il te plait!
I guess I missed not a day of the week,
I missed enough and plenty,
And my brave suicide is scheduled for today!

No matter what she is doing, no matter what sins she's committing!
I need my Wednesday back, I need her here and now!
Since she's been gone, my life is sad and pitty!
I need my Wednesday back, and no matter how!
I need my Wednesday back, and no matter how!