Lucky Duck

This is a semi-indecent song about the tragedy of interspecies love.
And maybe more.

Trout can swim but cannot fly,
Swallow fly but cannot dive,
Trout and Swallow
Fell in love
With a handsome Duck.
(what a duck, what a duck!)
Duck is a very lucky guy,
Duck can swim, Duck can fly,
Duck can kiss a Trout,
Duck can hug a Swallow.

Dusk was handsome, tough, and rich,
(freakin' rich) (rich, rich, rich)
But one day he met a Flying Fish!
(On the beach) (bitch, bitch, bitch)
And from that day and till today,
They are dating every
Everywhere and every day!

Underwater, in the air,
In the air & underwater,
Touching, kissing, kissin'n'touchin'
In the air, underwater!

Flying Fish has a tiny chest,
But shiny eyes and round ass,
And she could fly,
Like an Angel
In the sky.
Duck lost his mind, forgot his nest,
Just because this perfect ass,
Like all the man
Do everywhere and all the time.

Ugly ducklings are alone,
(lone, lone, lone, lone)
Crying hard but vainly,
There's nobody home.
(home, home, home, home)
'Cause mother duck is gone for a date,
Making love with fishing
Fishing bate!

Underwater, in the air,
In the air & underwater,
Touching, kissing, kissin'n'touchin'
In the air, underwater!